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"blonde" rhymes with "valley of tears

I go to School with Barbie .
Not in the sense that I carry a doll in your backpack. What I did not even five years.
rolls I have the good fortune to meet (too) often a barbie in the flesh, bones and squeaky voice. The only way to escape Blonde, is to pretend to cough because he has a phobia of the cold. Today I have borne for three hours! Three. The longest of my life.
I could even stand the fact that it is very tall, beautiful, skinny, blond and absolutely perfect! Good for her. But that voice has
* * sweet as a terrible blow on the head of the pan!
talked about it constantly, very fast. More talks faster than the tone becomes shrill. The more I go crazy and my mood is transformed into caustic artery!
Now, if I may, I carry the iPod and when it comes to tapping the sign that they feel. Too bad that then starts to scream to override music. Obviously he feels all the rest of the room. -_____-
Today I share with you his latest pearl of wisdom.
I intercepts in the bar, stand fifteen minutes of various chatter and then asks me to combine an appointment, a friend of mine who has glimpsed a few times. Apart from that I do NOT greedy (although you would have shot an arrow willingly rolls) but the friend wanted to know who is gay, leaving you see a mile away, this friend called Brian (Mari , remember?)!
That is ... a bit 'fancy, Brian called my goodness! As one of the Backstreet Boys! As the character of QAF! It will be no indication (XD)?
When I say it to him, I do not believe. Indeed! I quote.
B: "But noooo! Brian is not too good to be straight. "
S:" Funny, this is bullshit. Gays would be bad? However, it is gay, trust me, I've known him three years! "
B:" Nooooo Bait is safe! Of course! "
S:" You're really convinced?? "
B:" Sure! Are you kidding? I am infallible! In fact, DO NOT ever! "
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Morta.
I swear every time that I no longer shocked, not after it claimed that the tuba is a stringed instrument and the question where the strings would have responded with platitudes: "inside the tube is not it?" . Not
I amaze me more, not after that time he heard the word "trans" and she turned in disgust squealing "Yuck!" I am ashamed to even bring it back, its explanation in front of our faces perplexed.
Here, I should not amaze me.
But each time seems to surpass. Really, he's a genius.

Reminder: If your location is a madhouse Faculty, do not go there to study!


PS No, I do not know because if I write a post, I reduced more between midnight and one o'clock.
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