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[RPF - National Uruguayan] Dino Crisis 2 / 2 - [PG]

Title: Dino Crisis
Author: Tabata
Rating: PG
Pairing: (vague allusions and distracted) Forlan / Cavani
Genre: Non-sense,
Humor Warnings: Slash (?), Dinosaurs, and possible changes Absurdity, Bashing Forced Lugano
Alerts: Vale for HMS Maouropia Treasure Hunt of fanfic_italia
Summary: "In the last moment, before finally turning around, crossed Sulley ; his eyes and smiled. "

The cave was damp, which could also be regarded as obvious as it was a cave, but rather than admit that apart from being wet was also a good fear, all found it much more useful to note it was just wet.
"is dark," Suarez speeches concluded that in fact had never left the head of anyone. "We have to do something light?"
Muslera found himself once again to want to have pockets inside and we can take a lighter or matches, but had not. "No, we grope," he concluded, placing a hand on the wall of the cave, hoping that there were no insects. He hated insects. More
is also within the cave, more external light was abandoning them. They were all pretty happy that this happen gradually, because when things seemed less worrying vanished little by little. Eventually, when they realized that they too in the dark, they were already long ago. "See something, Diego?" Churches Muslera, closing the row.
"Still nothing," said Forlan.
to that followed a prolonged silence, even though no one knew what good because, for some reason, in the dark time seems to pass faster, until Suarez had no illumination, and divine, swallowing, asked his goalkeeper "Nando?"
"Yes?"
"There are dinosaurs living in caves?"
Muslera Forlan heard cursing under his breath, so preferred to remain vague. "Not many," he said. "Only a few."
"And these few are carnivores or herbivores?"
goalkeeper scratched his neck. "Anatomically aerodynamic?" He threw there, hoping to divert attention from Suarez on the eating habits of dinosaurs to talk about their anatomy.
"Anatomically ... What the hell does that mean? Eat us alive or not? This I know! "He took Suarez, stopping in the middle of shooting a tunnel, so that the goalkeeper ran into.
"I was just trying not to get scared."
"So are carnivores."
"I did not say that."
Suarez ran his hand over his face. "If they were herbivores, there would be no problem, so I'd say they were herbivores, but since you did not then there are carnivores and eat."
"See how are you? I did not mean that! "
" If there are no carnivores or herbivores, what the hell should they be? There are dinosaurs macrobiotic? "
" Okay, okay may be carnivores. I was just trying not to get panic! "
" Well you could not at all! "
Diego signed to him to keep quiet. "Guys, listen."
The two stopped arguing and all at once they started listening. There was a faint murmur that reverberated through the walls of the cave. At first it was only a whisper indefinite but then, straining our ears, managed to catch a few words. In the end, having to listen to each other in the field for a month over the steady hum of vuvuzela was some good.
"Someone is talking about," said Maxi.
Suarez shook his head. "No, it seems to sing."
"She is praying," suggested Arevalo.
"E 'Edi," they cried in chorus, beginning to run all at once, regardless of the possibility that dinosaurs were herbivores, carnivores or aerodynamic movement.
ran at breakneck speed, according to Diego which of course was the first to launch forward. So how did not realize right away that the light was slowly fading, so did not realize that increased until suddenly they realized they did not see clearly as soon as you enter the cave. And when they did, just hoped it never happened or that it was possible for some divine magic, close your eyes and teleport elsewhere. Diego was to stop suddenly, his arms wide to block the passage even to those who had not crashed on me and threatened to overcome inertia. "Have piano," she whispered.
Before them the corridor opened into a huge circular room, illuminated by the light that penetrated a hole in the ceiling. Analyzing it from outside, probably, their scary skull had a hole right on top of the head and the hole made by a skylight in the cave. The room had the walls of rock and there was a small river which they crossed it for almost the entire width. Between the bends of the river, which wound like a snake, there were small hills of rock and the last of them, just down the hall, Edi was sitting, eyes closed and rosary in his hand. It would have been easy for the boys, through the ten feet that separated them from him if only they had not been carpeted by dinosaurs apparently asleep.
"Let me guess," Victorino whispered. "These are not those herbivores nor streamlined."
Muslera swallowed. Although some were fascinated by the vision, the other was more aware of all the others of the danger and, for once, he wanted to be that ignorant in this field. "I velociraptor," he murmured, looking these beasts of almost two feet, huddled in their lairs.
"And what do they eat?"
"We," sighed Muslera, fixing one that was a bit 'shaken from sleep to hear their voices. "We Edi and let's go. Now. "
Recover Cavani was easier said than done. Forlan took a few steps into the room, stopping every time he had heard or noticed one of the raptor to move in their sleep. "Edi" hissed the plan. "Edi"
Cavani raised his head only after they had called him four times, and only because he was too busy to have much fear. When I finally laid eyes on Diego, that was now half way and down between the legs of the velociraptor. "Diego!" Exclaimed the attacker. And then, immediately afterwards: "Where the hell were you?"
Forlan found himself automatically tighten their fists and try not to leap at him. Stopped him just the fact that both would probably be eaten by dinosaurs before he could take a slap Edinson. "I was looking for."
"Well I was here," hissed the other guy. "In the midst of the beasts .... whatever they are. "
" I velociraptor, "suggested Muslera slowly, trying to be helpful. Forlan turned
toward him with a look at the vitriol, but said nothing because two dinosaurs moved under him, so the entire group stood and held his breath, but nothing happened.
"Now, very slowly, come to me."
"I can not," murmured Cavani, looking around and swallowing.
"I know you're scared, but ..."
"No, I'm not afraid," she corrected Cavani, shaking "I'm terrified, but that's not the point. I think I have a broken leg. "
" Shit! "Hissed another. He thought for a moment and then nodded, more to himself than to others. "Okay, I'm there. Stand still. "
" You can not do it! They're everywhere! "Hissed Edi, who was so upset to have even mud on the tip of the nose and leaves of various kinds in her hair. "They are waking up, attack you and eat you! Diego do not! "
Diego walked up so that probably would die of old age before reaching it. "You want me to leave there?" He tried to joke.
"Obviously no! But I have to say something! "He broke Cavani.
Diego took a deep breath, looking for the courage, strength, patience, the intervention of a God higher glared thereby preventing him to stand on. He was tried. From dinosaurs, of course, but mainly by Edinson Cavani.
He ran a hand through his hair and then returned to focus. Trying to squeeze through without any leg with claw was not exactly easy. All right balance, the harmony of movement is good, but it was very different than trying to dodge an opponent came there to take away the ball here. And even if spared the football metaphors in a similar predicament ...
When he set foot on the rock of Edi, that immediately threw his arms upon him, clutching his neck as there was no tomorrow, so Diego that he forgot he had put in the time we reach already thought about how kill him. She hugged him in turn and printed a kiss on the forehead with eyes closed. "I am here now," he tried to reassure him. "I'm here to bring you back."
Suarez waved his arms above his head. "I'm sorry to postpone until after the love scenes? We have problems here. Dinosaurs, remember? "
The two met with, just to see that maybe the leg Edi was not exactly broken, but it certainly did not allow him to stand up for himself, so he put his arm Diego 's another around her shoulders and started down the path to the contrary, going even slower than before. Suarez and Victorino came to meet him half way to help support the weight of Cavani, but too many too many legs between legs meant that they abandon their fortune in the midst of the collective awakening of a colony of raptor.
Muslera ascertained the situation, "Okay, we're dead, "he concluded.

*

"Run!" It was the watchword.
Muslera was shot and then fled, with his second ahead of the dinosaurs that had allowed the team to reach at least the hall beyond the room, with Victorino and Suarez who closed the line, protecting Forlani trailing behind Cavani. They threw rocks, not to hit the dinosaurs, but to distract them, but they lost more time than anything else, so now just running in the dark, following the long howl of the goalkeeper who had never been off since she opened mouth. The Raptors were fast
and heavy steps resounded behind them as hits of drums and was even more frightening when they began to smell his rancid breath hot and too close.
"We are joining," cried Maxi and want to have a hand ball. Certainly not have killed them, but a ball in head hurt anyone, especially those who had a small head like the ugly creatures.
Muslera advanced with one hand against the wall, running and screaming and lying about how far it was the exit. The first paw went blank and Victorino, who had almost put us in one ear, he felt compelled to push Forlan to run a bit 'faster, with a frightened, "Diego, Christ, come on! They're biting your ass! "That echoed throughout the cave, which seemed so full of Victorine.
Who was out to see them go was a strange optical effect. It seemed as if the huge mass of rock was nothing more than just a bottle of champagne uncorked, and the foam that they had just come out. Muslera saw waving his arms and the others were released in a fan in the clearing, followed by dozens of dinosaurs.
"Run!" He repeated those Muslera out "Do not let ring!" Other
if they did not say it twice, because there was not much to ask when animals five feet high crashed down on you with claws bared. The flight was uncoordinated, unorganized and full of total panic. If you do not split it was only because the raptor would not let him, blocking and channeling them to the sides as much as possible where they wanted them.
"I can not," gasped Edi, who was losing ground.
Diego picked him up just about weight, making it better based on the sound leg. "Come on!" The barked without a Starla hear.
Edi had two more steps, then stumble 'and fell to the ground, holding it back. One of the raptor jumped them completely, and probably got in the race with eyes fixed on Arevalo ahead. "Come on, we must stand," exhaled Diego, gasping for breath, while Edi shook his head. "Do not shake your head, shake my hand, come on!"
Cavani took a deep breath and held out his hand to be pulled up. The next moment, was again clinging to the shoulder Diego and were ready to go. "I did not come all this way to leave you in the jungle, okay?" Edi
nodded.
"So come on." Velociraptor
Obviously at that point it's appeared before him he could eat them but Suarez was around and even without the ball that Maxi had so desperately wanted, he could give him a blow sufficient to losing the will to attack their own two. They were not there to look elsewhere wag, however, and tried to reach out to others shortly afterwards.
Muslera had suddenly become the benchmark for all others, because he knew the dinosaurs. The point was that he had no idea how to escape a because they generally pack of velociraptors in the books he had read and films he had seen, no one could ever escape these dinosaurs and it was not very comforting.
"Think ... Think ... Think ..." Muslera looked around, there were only trees and, later, the forest that opened another small clearing where he probably would have remained only their remains lovable. He foresaw the headlines who wondered where he had finished the entire Uruguayan national, while they were there with the flies around, and above all, who knows where who knows when.
was there, while he was still to imagine his own death and that of his comrades who felt the ground vibrate under your feet. The first thing I thought was "No, come on!" And the second was actually: "Shit." He spun around and found others who watched him all full of anticipation, surrounded by a pack of velociraptors with a different kind of culinary expectations.
"Remember when I said that there were some carnivorous dinosaurs and dinosaurs .... anatomically aerodynamic? "
The other nodded.
"Look, these are aerodynamics," swallowed. Then the earth shook so hard that Edison had to plant the nails into the backs of Diego to stand. "Now comes the carnivore."

*

Initially, the boys did not understand. They were too intent on not being eaten by dinosaurs before them to think about that - one - which was yet to come, but then he came to all doubt that it was something really big if the ground shook, and especially if the raptor had suddenly decided that was not so much the pain of eating the Uruguayan national. "What the hell is going on?" Diego asked.
A reply was the huge head of the tyrannosaurus, which emerged from above the trees and watched them with two big eyes, stupid and mildly annoyed. Forlan felt for a moment the disturbing feeling of being a doll inside a doll's house. The raptor stood still and shoot away from the other side, passed without even looking at them. The Tyrannosaurus followed them with his eyes heavy and took two steps between them, taking an animal on the fly while he passed.
Suarez grimaced and cashed back in the feel of velociraptor bones break and part of the gut to land even four feet away with sound wet. Instinctively jumped back, tripped and continued to crawl just below the tail of the Tyrannosaurus swaying dangerously from side to side.
Diego's eyes snapped to Muslera who shook his head slowly.
"Do not move," he said. "I can see us if we keep still."
Suarez swallowed by removing his body from the path of giant dinosaur that gave him until his back and looked around as if looking for new prey to eat alive. He moved slowly, turning his head first one way then the other to observe what was around him. Was lowered to them, a warm breath puffing less than a meter from their faces and brandishing his tail nervously.
"Do not move," he repeated Muslera.
"Fernando," I call softly Suarez, his face so close that the Tyrannosaurus rex would have been able to count the hairs in the nostrils very big if he had, "you are absolutely certain and indisputable right sure can not see me? "
Muslera wanted to say that no, he did not know if I really do not see them, did not even know if you stand still motionless as statues of wax could really useful to something or whether now the T-rex was looking at them as if they were carved in the shape of carrots humans on a huge pie of potatoes. I do not know anything, he wanted to say, and if what you say is wrong and we will kill all blame that loudmouth Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg's wretched man that gave him a straight. I'm not a paleontologist! But then he thought that giving checkmate would not have helped much, that Suarez would have probably started running, sparking panic and that if there was a chance of not dying in this way would be terrible if played as deficient. So he lied. "Yes," he replied, without moving his head. "Keep still."
When the tragedies have to happen, generally the understanding you have of them comes a second before they occur. Diego knew well because he was accustomed to what was happening in the field. Had happened more than once to lose a game at the ninetieth minute. And that goal, what precisely he had seen even before the opponent score. It was like an electric shock from the bottom of the feet and then pressed a feeling in the stomach: it does now, he thought. And it was a goal. Thus, Lugano realized that he would get up and he would have to run just a moment before she would. When he turned to look at him, the captain was just jumping up.
"Lugano, no!" He shouted.
"I do not want to die" He screamed, before plunging headlong into the jungle. The sudden move caught the attention of the Tyrannosaurus rex that began immediately, with huge feet crushing the remains of the velociraptor just before eating. They saw the beast to break through the trees with no problem, and the trunks down the sides of his body as they progress. Did not walk too fast, not even running, but one of his feet was sufficient to dub the uncertain and fearful of Lugano.
It seemed that everything happened incredibly fast. Diego let go Edi, rely on two provisions that were approached. "We have to help him."
"If Lugano continues to move, it will be visible and the tyrannosaurus's wearing now," said Muslera
"It 's dead," Victorino said, summing up the concept the goalkeeper in a more than satisfactory.
"It's not dead yet," the withering Diego gaze. "We have to help him."
"And what do you do? Pull the Tyrannosaurus by the tail? "
" distraction, "said Diego. Maxi
started shaking his head even before Diego finished speaking. "No," he said. "I'm sorry but no."
Forlan turned to Suarez who raised his hands in surrender. "Do not look at me. Did you know that you usually follow suit but that is a tyrannosaurus and Lugano is an idiot. "
" Boys! " Diego opened her blue eyes, as he was very disappointed. "Come on! And 'one of us! "
" He, Edi, let him die, "said Victorino, with a look very eloquent.
"is wrong," Forlan pointed out, indicating the man and the concept with the same finger. "And we have to prove it."
Muslera stirred on the spot. "And there is a somewhat 'lower risk to prove it? Type a beautiful lecture in the locker room? "Turned
Diego toward him. "We must, in the locker room, to make him."
The team around him was silent, his head bowed. If they had waited a little longer 'the tyrannosaurus Diego Lugano was used as a snack and then, probably, would return to eat them too. The temptation to go back - if we succeed - and tell everyone who had lost their captain, so to be nominated once and for all Forlan was great, but it was not right and they knew it.
"All right, all right!" He broke Suarez in the end, after indecently moan, overwhelmed by the knowledge Diego was right and that they had to accept that plan suicide. And then die, perhaps, but still accept. "Why do you always be so damn good, you?"
Diego smiled and clapped him on the shoulder.
"If you really have to happen, it is better that the team is united, no?" Reasoned the end Muslera.
"And then you know how we can make him weigh in life if we save it?" Victorino commented with a grin. If we go back, not a day goes by that accuse him of Lugano to avoid a painful death through his teeth infinite of a prehistoric dinosaur.
would have been delicious moments.

*

while running to the case in the bush, trying to get as much as possible the attention of the big beast that chased Lugano, they all pretended to be doing something else, and since none of them had too much imagination, illusion most quoted was that everyone was playing the last three minutes of an important match and that they could not lose, otherwise the international exposure to public ridicule. Maxi
jumped on the spot, saying that his mother was the tyrannosaurus a little good, and if the passage was a brontosaurus. Then he fled as Muslera quickly as possible while hitting the nose of the beast with a stone apologizing. "I'm so sorry, but you can not eat it, although I understand that you want to be," he shouted as he threw in a slip under the tail, and Suarez covered his shoulders drew the dinosaur in the opposite direction.
In all this, Lugano was on the ground a few feet from the dinosaur and was desperately trying to escape.
"Diego, please, would you make a move you?" Hissed Suarez, narrowly avoiding the legs of Tyrannosaurus and launching a murderous look Forlan. "Get the shit and let's go!"
Forlan nodded, lowering just in time, before the tail of the animal spedisse in orbit somewhere. "If we stop wagging his tail to do so on this side, maybe!"
"Hey! Do you prefer the head instead of ass? "Shouted the other, the teeth of the dinosaur biting load a few inches from his face.
Forlan growled something unintelligible, which looks a lot like a curse to very, very bad and so, little by little he and Suarez laughed and crossed himself to tease him when and if this mess of lizards was over.
In the end, at least Diego was able to roll behind the beast, grab Lugano for the shirt, tell him to shut up and then drag with no grace to the edge of the forest. Suarez, Maxi Muslera and they turn the dinosaur still a bit 'and then, one after the other, they seek refuge Forlane not too far from the captain. The Tyrannosaurus Rex let out a mighty roar that sounded chilling the air and then realized he lost sight of them and began to sniff around.
The boys looked at each other, and especially looked Forlan, looking very puzzled. "Now what do we do?" Churches at the end Muslera.
"If we do not find a solution, we can always throw back Lugano."
Suarez The captain turned and looked at him very badly, then the head of the tyrannosaurus peeped over their hiding place.
And that was the last thing they saw.

*

"I told you I was afraid, Diego!"
Forlan had not woken up. That is, he woke up in the moment, but Edinson when he started talking, he was still sleeping , but this did not seem to have constituted a big problem for him. Not it never was, anyway. That's why Diego did not understand anything of what Edi said, because the speeches addressed to him always began without him. Forlan's life was hell and that hell was called Edinson Cavani.
"You had at least realized that I was asleep?" It was the first thing I asked him, pulling down on the bed and running a hand through his curly blonde hair. He pulled out two leaves and a piece of wood on which he would not investigate immediately.
"Do not sleep, you were passed out," says Cavani, passing a glass of water was found to crave. "But you feel so always, even while you sleep. "
" It 's a curse, with you. "
" But you were the last to open his eyes,' said Cavani. "Everyone else is already eating breakfast. And the national Ghanaian? Poof! Gone, of course. And no roosters, no blood, not even the cauldron. "
Forlan had a terrible headache. He sighed. "Okay, Edi ...." squinted because the light that came through the window was unbearable ... What are you talking about exactly? "
looked Cavani long and also made the rounds to see it from all sides. "Are you sure you're okay?" Churches.
"No, I have a headache and you tell me about roosters."
"Do not you remember anything? The Ghanaians, the curse, the dinosaurs! "Protested Edi.
Diego thought for a moment. This was exactly what he had dreamed. "And how do you know?"
"I know because I was almost eaten alive by a pack of velociraptors in a cave somewhere and who knows when," replied the dark, looking very dejected. "I have saved you, you do not even remember this? "
Forlan shook his head. "We can not have dreamed the same thing!"
"Why do not we all dreamed of," said unnerved Cavani, showing the leg splinted. "See? A week of detention. Tabarez said that unless the semifinal game, it breaks the other so he keeps her company. "
" I need an aspirin. "
" He was in a glass of water, "sighed Cavani . He sat down beside him and rubbed his shoulders. "We You saved everyone. "
" So it would be all right? "Forlan cocked his head to one side, to watch it. "Il. .. Cretaceous, the velociraptor ... "
" And he wanted to eat the tyrannosaurus Lugano, yes. "
Forlan laughed, running a hand over his face. "Edi, it is not possible," he said. "It 's much more likely that we are all addicts. I do not remember, but there is. Suarez is stupid enough to ... "
" We were cursed, " he insisted. "I told you, I will!"
"Edi ..."
"It 's so. Muntari is angry with us because we win the game, so there is the voodoo and sends us among the dinosaurs, convinced that eat us alive, follow me here? "
Forlan sighed resignedly. "No, but I guess you want to go forward."
"I appear away from you and one of those beasts dragging me into his hole. Lugano none of it but you convince everyone else to save me, by the way thank you, then? "
wanted Forlan cry. "And then?" Churches.
"And then he begins to run Lugano risking death and what do you do?"
"What do I do? I do nothing, we save it all together. "
" Exactly! "Edinson exclaimed, snapping his fingers. "We save it all together."
Forlan still did not understand.
"We all work together, team spirit and bam! The spell is broken and here we are, "he concluded Edinson contentedly. "We're a great team."
"And that you found out ... as, exactly? "
" I thought you woke up while I waited, but you never wake up! "Edinson stood up and pulled hard on himself. "Now let's move, when I explained to others how things are, maybe we can present a complaint to FIFA and to eliminate the team from every Ghanaian global competition."
"Edi ..." But the boy was already
; the door and waved. "Do not put spokes in the wheels, Diego, you know that I will do so anyway."
"Right," Forlan pulled on his sweatshirt and sighed.
"By the way," he remembered the other, stopping suddenly at the door. "He called Zaire, it says if recalls. And then you need to call Maria Soledad. "
" But it's your wife! "The blonde protested.
"Yes, but does not believe the history of dinosaurs and wants to talk with you," Edi shrugged. "You have the keys?"
Forlan squandered not even respond, so Edison was already talking about something else.

*

Muslera well settled clean socks and shirts. The
placed neatly on the sides of the bag and felt two fingers on the towel that was lying on the bottom to see how soft it was, so I put it on the two large eggs spotted and covered with other shirts. Finding them was not difficult, the nest of brontosauruses it was in plain sight.
closed the door carefully, and then he put the key in his pocket and went down to breakfast with the other.




Notes:
So I do not know how to justify. This thing has happened because I watched the World Cup and I happened to see Forlan on the screen of a game that now, to be honest, I do not remember what it was. Then the director has encouraged my willingness to slash and showed me Cavani. And then they played well ... and well, here we are. __.
Since I know nothing about football, I could not really write of these people that play was impossible. But I could not even write an AU prendee and complete, although it is widely of my comfort zone, it seemed to me very ridiculous in this case. So I opted for the middle and have them shipped to the Cretaceous (although all those dinosaurs together in the same period there have never been, but ... uh ... come on). The characters are happily invented, especially when you consider that I have heard talk Forlan for the first time four days ago, and was almost shot * cough * pretty much over so ... Epper I enjoyed it, and also re-Sticazzi * cough *
characters that interested me I have tried to characterize them as I needed, others are a bit 'random and I've even confused with each other. Professionalism W \\ O /
The only thing that is really sorry to have forgotten Rifle whole story. It will be for the next. Thanks for reading! \u0026lt;3