Day 2 surreal revenge.
Hem ... Not that I'm a negative person.
And even superstitious. That is, I believe to be reasonable and rational enough.
I think. .. But there is a but.
Here. I do not know how to say ...
I have done malocchiooooo. XD
The bad luck is hard to bludgeon on me! haunting me so!
I do not think I would, but that old lady looked at me really badly, as if I was pulling an arrow.
A voodoo curse!
Since that time did not understand anything! I need a ritual! An amulet anti-jinx!
runner has tried to teach me a kind of tongue-twisters that he always says, something like eye evil eye parsley and fennel ... A long stuff.
XD I do not ever learn!
That then I swear I'm not superstitious, but I was startled when, shortly after, that nice black cat crossed my path.
not no good appealing look! He stopped and then pulled straight, pointing out the bad luck!
Exactly one second later, I stepped in a puddle, it seemed small ...
seemed!
pity that I arrived in mid-ankle instead, incredible!
But I repeat itself: "You are a rational person on earth. Want to give reason to really fucking runner, who would flay rather than let a black cat? "
(He rather invest it, or run the hundred meters before the crossing cat, so he is able, at 6 the morning is to take the crazy medieval.)
I take it with some hardly reassuring hum and an attempt to philosophy.
I say: "Come on! It 's a coincidence. " Heartened
continuation to myself more confident.
Arrival at the intersection. That bloody cross 8 lanes, almost a lap of death. A test of survival! Where the lights never works. Through. Check the other side unscathed
not seem to me true. I smile like an idiot and go on happy hovering like a marshmallow. ^ ^
A guy next to me fall, do not give a damn! I do not want to know how he fell, not even look at him. Both
is laughing like a jerk.
I pass by an old woman.
Zompetto happy as Haidi with his goats and montichelefannociao. Who
row the chick with a foot in the grave!
But she did not.
He stops.
She looks at me.
It makes me laugh in an indescribable way because if not there, you can not understand.
glasses that had the two eyes were giants. Just huge! Huge and round the glasses! One thing
hallucinating. Calling all my self control.
not laugh. Even if something inside me, roll uncontrollably. XD
Hold and represses the urge to explode while I tear her eyes.
straight out of a cartoon!
practically crying!
But that looked at me and I could not move at all.
Then, she approached. She shook her head, smiled and gave me an apple and a handkerchief from his shopping cart!
I burst out laughing, just doubled!
I managed to say thank you while looking at me perplexed and I ran away.
will have been impressed by the power of the apples lift the mood. APPLES POWER!
Doovevate see her, but when he gave me the apple, which was brown and yellow.
ugly!
I had to laugh.
already look like a cartoon, then if I exit the apple and give it to me, look like the wicked witch comic version. XD
Like hell I eat!
Then, the not to forget about the bad luck: I broke a glass, I cut two times with the same paper in two minutes.
I just noticed not one, but two that make me very badly bruised, two minutes ago mother opened the cabinet of glasses, took the glass and everything ok, it is satisfied the company. I am going to open a drink and I fall DUE, ie rimarchiamolo, two bowls in the head. Not a ... TWO!
I'm starting to worry.
Every now fixed and I think the apple ...
There are three options: Option 1
: eat it and die.
Possibility 2: I eat and I do not do anything.
Possibility 3: it was a sign of fate and bad luck from black heals me!
So ... Why mention this?
Why did you say whether or not to eat the apple of scary old lady. Of course! ^_______^
I know it sounds surreal. It seems to me too!
So think in a state of shock that I'm harassing!
Help me ^ ^.
There are moments in a person's life, where you have to abandon the rational and logical reasoning and surrender to the fact that, worldwide, there are old ladies who will throw the evil eye and others with giant eyes and comedians that they give you APPLE! XD
PS Why check news of the day and see a picture of your sister banged on the front page to the Gay Pride di Milano ... priceless! \u0026lt;333
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